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WWW |
World Wide Wait |
ISDN
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It Still Does Nothing |
SCSI |
System Can't See It |
CD-ROM |
Consumer Device - Rendered Obsolete Monthly |
IBM
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I Blame Microsoft |
PENTIUM
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Produces Erroneous Numbers Through Incorrect
Understanding Of Mathematics |
AMIGA |
A Merely Insignificant Game Addiction |
APPLE |
Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity |
MACINTOSH |
Most Applications Crash If Not The Operating System
Hangs |
MICROSOFT |
Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software
Only Fools Teens |
DOS |
Defective Operating System |
WINDOWS |
Will Install Needless Data On Whole System |
BASIC |
Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control |
COBOL |
Completely Obsolete Business-Orientated Language |
MIPS |
Meaningless Indicator of Processor Speed |
PCMCIA |
People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms |