Cat quotations and truisms
"Managing senior programmers is like herding cats."
-- Dave Platt.
"Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they
are subtle and will piss on your
computer." -- Bruce Graham.
"There is no snooze button on a cat who wants
breakfast." -- Anonymous.
"Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped
as gods. Cats have never
forgotten this." -- Anonymous.
"Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight
cats to pull a sled through
snow." -- Jeff Valdez.
"In a cat's eye, all things belong to cats."
-- English proverb.
"As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat."
-- Ellen Perry Berkeley.
"One cat just leads to another." -- Ernest
"Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message
and get back to you later."
-- Mary Bly.
"Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are
subject to a good many
ailments, but I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia."
-- Joseph Wood
"People that hate cats will come back as mice
in their next life." -- Faith
"There are many intelligent species in the universe.
They are all owned by
cats." -- Anonymous.
"I have studied many philosophers and many cats.
The wisdom of cats is
infinitely superior." -- Hippolyte Taine.
"No heaven will not ever Heaven be; Unless my
cats are there to welcome me." --
"There are two means of refuge from the miseries
of life: music and cats." --
"The cat has too much spirit to have no heart."
-- Ernest Menaul.
"Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they
are God." -- Anonymous.
"Time spent with cats is never wasted." --
"Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and
cruel. True, and they have
many other fine qualities as well." -- Missy Dizick.
"You will always be lucky if you know how to make
friends with strange cats." --
Colonial American proverb.
"Cats seem to go on the principle that it never
does any harm to ask for what
you want." -- Joseph Wood Krutch.
"I got rid of my husband. The cat was allergic."
"My husband said it was him or the cat... I miss
him sometimes." -- Anonymous.
"Cats aren't clean, they're just covered with
cat spit." -- Anonymous.