Out of the mouths of babes comes the Dead Cat Test:
|A kindergarten pupil told his teacher he'd found a cat.
She asked if it was dead or alive.
"How do you know?", she asked.
"Because I pissed in it's ear and it didn't move," said
"You did WHAT?!?", the teacher
squealed in surprise.
"You know," explained the
boy, "I leaned over and went 'pssst'
and it didn't move.