Dead Cat Test
Out of the mouths of babes comes the Dead Cat Test:
A kindergarten pupil told his teacher he'd found a cat.
She asked if it was dead or alive.
"Dead," she was informed.
"How do you know?", she asked.
"Because I pissed in it's ear and it didn't move," said the
child innocently.
"You did WHAT?!?", the teacher squealed in surprise.
"You know," explained the boy, "I leaned over and went 'pssst'
and it didn't move.
Kitz
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